my friend, johnny, went up to one of his friends, who's a girl. he decides to mess with her, so he puts his arm around her and says " Heeeey baby". then "she" turns around. "she" happens to be a guy with the same-looking hair. johnny sees his mistake and runs away.... literally RUNS away!
I was once that wasted i woke up in my bath half clothed the next morning, lmaoo, ive no recollection of how i got there, but it was a blinder of a nightt ! ;]