"What the hell I got an external hard drive and can not down load"

"How do I get a fucking cd-dvd I don't care if you answer"

"I tried to teach them all trig my transgender friends and they all gave up"

"I thought this was pink, bye!"

"Can you teach me something you fans I bend pipe not people I am so intellegent I have no friends that you know talk about education please help the human race grow we all need oxygen"

"Do not use wood prefer metal!"

"Can LINKIN PARK write a song about oxygen it might sell"

"Have you seen America lately it is full of little stick hut. super power my ass they are all asshole killing trees to deal drugs. Russia might be a better crew, how's you town feel? Is it full of hut little two by four buildings? Killing trees…"

"It's a war against plant killer exspesially pot cocaine tree"

"You know wood kills build metal! paper sucks use electronic gear!  Please we all need oxygen to survive"

"I bend pipe, you know how complex music is! Try bendind EMT to proper specs, kinda exspensive to folks on welfare, how about you? I mis-spelled ex spend sev I need a JOurneymans degree somewhere! Job my ass I am hungry and bored money meansstaying…"

"Does web slinger tie knots? Even comics should teach something.I know it's dumb I like to learn."

"How come this stuff do'nt bend,move"

"In the job we sometimes use a time schedule starting at any number jumpy in case we missstart 7 net 11 next 13 do you want to see me naked!"