You figure it out. It's not hard. But if you must know. I like shooting things, I like to push cows and kick goats and chickens when I'm bored. I love the sound goats make when I kick them. I tend to leave dogs alone, since they dare to go all werewolf on my ass. I like getting run over by bulls and horses, because I like flying away like that.
I also like to get drunk pretty frequently lately. It's too much fun to talk shit and then stumble home and crawl in my bed or on my couch for a quick snore.
She's not trying to save herself, she's trying to save her precious bubbles.
"Yes, go get those classes now. I don't need a teacher and certainly not a foul-mouthed one like you. Besides I aced all my tests without having to open a fucking book. You, on the other hand, have a long, long way to go.
I used quotation marks…"
"Well look who's talking.
You know you're just summing up yourself right? Now in this post and your previous one. I mean, just looks at the "amazingly coherent" sentences you're writing and just look at that…"
"Well, who got bitten in the ass here? And who wants to kill himself?
Your comment doesn't make any sense at all, you know that right?
Go learn what?
Seriously, what the hell are you trying to say here?
Nah, you weren't predictable. I only found out because I asked my sis about if she knew that John guy. Blame Sandra :P
Meh, a friend of mine forced me to join again. Well, basically she was more like: "Pleaseeeee, please join. Do it for meeeee, please!" and since I am not some heartless and horrible friend (at least not always) I just gave in and joined... again... this fabulous website....
Hello, my name is Emily and I am such a huge fan of you guys. You are playing at the Minnesota state fair this year and I was so excited to hear this because I have never seen you guys in concert and…Continue