Todd: Wha~ oh, come on! I forgot!
Selena: ARRGH! -attacks-
Oh that was a cheap shot.Selena: Men? Dude, earthworms are more manly than you are.
Well, male seahorses give birth.Selena: Yup. Earthworms have, like, double genders or something. I don't know.
I.... don't know how to respond to that.Selena: Tasmanian devils can give birth to thirty babies, but only four survive, she she's got to eat twenty-six of them.
So her first experience with soy milk went like this:Selena: -shudders-
And then we found out that soy milk is an important ingerdiant in being vegan.Selena: It scarred me for life. I can't even look at tofu without gagging.
Oops. Let's not correct that.Selena: Did you just put down "ingerdiant"?
They don't have faces, dirty little liar. Now drink up!Selena: Actually I discovered soy beans have faces, so, I can't consume them. It's actually illegal in the vegan universe. Darn. Oh, well.
No actually this is almond milk.Selena: Omigawd, Todd, what the chizz? Ach, get that out of my face!
Mmmmmmaybe. Yum, it's so almondy.Selena: You're a liar. You're totally trying to trick me.
Um, that's how you spell palette, right?Selena: The most delicious substance to ever be consumed. And anyone who think all milk tastes the same does not have as experienced a palette as I.
>:)Selena: Ew, no, you pulled that glass out of nowhere! Who knows where it's been?