This was just for fun. IF the guys ever saw this I hope they wouldn't take anything into offense. I made some stuff up. Sue me.

 

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Mike: I think sometimes it's not enough for me to rap. I should
talk to the band about me doing dangerous stunts onstage. Right now,
I've thought of a couple of things such as jumping through fire,
sneezing orange jello, and wildly jumping into the crowd.

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Brad: There's a new Jewish tradition going around where we have to
learn a new fighting style every Tuesday.

Joe: What are you gonna call it?


Brad: Jew-jitsu Tuesday.

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Chester: I bought some donuts the other day but then I forgot
that I had only bought them for myself and not the other guys in the
band.

Rob: But dude, you got two dozen donuts.

Chester: Exactly. You see, I have this problem called the Crispy Creme.

Rob: Ehhh I think we've all heard that one.

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Phoenix: Just for the record, I've only been a ginger for half
of my life. When I was born, my parents thought the doctor gave
them the wrong baby.

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Mike: Hey Joe! If you don't mind me asking, what is your
ethnic backround?

Joe: I'm Vietnamese.

Mike: So where's Vietnameseland?

Joe: It's Vietnam. You know, like the Vietnam War.

Mike: Never heard of it.

Joe: Big war in the 60's......

Mike: Doesn't ring a bell.

Joe: The war Forrest Gump was in.

Mike: Ohhhh. I thought that was VEE-YET-NAMN.

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Phoenix: Okay, I'll admit it. It was ME who ate the last
devil dog.

Chester: I KNEW IT WAS YOU. PREPARE TO DIE!

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Mike: Life may have its ups and downs, but just remember this:
Never go to bed angry. Stay awake and plot your revenge.

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