Linkin Logs 3

Joe: I think I've hit a growth spurt!

Chester: Oh My God really? So you're getting taller??

Joe: No! MY HAIR IS GETTING LONGER!

Chester: NOOO!!!!!!!!!

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Chester: EW OH GOD WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!?

Mike: My dear boy, THAT is what a real man looks like.

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Rob: Hey, Brad, do you have ears under those headphones? I mean,
you wear them all the time.

Brad: No, Rob, I will NOT go on a date with your mother.

Rob: .... Never mind.

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Mike: Man, Phoenix. I should've snagged an awesome mythical
animal nickname like you did before we sold our first album.

Phoenix: Maybe there's still time. Have you thought of one?

Mike: I was thinking about Unicorn. Oooh! Or maybe Siren!!!

Phoenix: Siren Shinoda?

Mike: Yeah! Or how about Mike "The Unicorn" Shinoda!

Phoenix: Or you could just shorten it to Mike The Corn!

Mike: How about a classic hip-hop twist like Corny Mike? Or
Funky Fresh Corn Minoda!

Phoenix: Okay, just stop. I think I just threw up in my mouth.

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Brad: Hey, guys. Have you met my new girlfriend, Lacey?

Chester: *looks around* Where is she?

Rob: Did you just make her up?

Brad: Okay! So she's invisible!

Phoenix: Brad, you might be crazy, but your girlfriend
sure is nothing to look at.

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Joe: Yo, Rob! Have you got any new beats for me?

Rob: Yeah, sure! *throws him a can of beets*

Joe: That's not what I meant! I said for you to make some new beats
so we can open a can of whoop-ass for the big concert.

Rob: All I heard was "Beets" and "Can".